

Mistaken Identity Reporter: The ringleader agreed to confess, only if a camera crew were present to broadcast live. Philip: What did you say, young lady? Ashley: I mean, this is quite an exceptional idea, Daddy. This is gonna be cold, stupid on the serious tip. Ashley: (about Ice Tray coming to visit) Word up. Remember, we used to say that Daffy Duck must have a little brother somewhere? Meet my cousin Carlton. Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy Vivian: Will, why don't you introduce Ice Tray to your family? Will (to Ice Tray): This is my little cousin Ashley. Hattie:: Ashley, look how much you've grown! Hilary, look how much you've grown! Carlton. Will: He had hair? Clubba Hubba Carlton: Might I say you rate a perfect 10 on my niftiness meter? Not With My Pig, You Don't Philip: Will, there's something you should know: Sometimes. Will: He liked James Brown? Vivian: He even wore his hair like him. Vivian: Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown. Vivian: East L.A.? Philip: How dare you pawn her violin?! Philip: A pawn shop?! You took her to a pawn shop?! Will: Yeah, you don't have many pawn shops in Bel-Air. You just go in and give him something you don't even want and he gives you this ticket and. Vivian: Big Sal? Ashley: He owns this really cool store where you don't even need any money. Bang the Drum, Ashley Philip: Ashley, honey, where is your violin? Ashley: Big Sal has it. Philip: Excuse me? Will: No, I'm saying the plane ride was dope. Vivian: How was the flight, honey? Will: Yo, the plane ride was stupid. From the minute you walked through that door, you've been a one-man wrecking crew, trying to tear down what's taken a lot of hard work to build up, skewering everything with your flippant shenanigans! Will: I was with you up until "skewering".

So before this dinner's all swallowed and chewed, thank you God for this stupid food! My family and friends want to give you some thanks.

The Fresh Prince Project Vivian: Sweetie, would you say grace, please? Ashley: Yes, mommy.
